Thursday, May 1, 2008
311. Daditude - Know Your Knob Covers
Is Owen a certified parenting expert or simply a charlatan masquerading as a know-it-all dad. Daddy Brad has devised a fiendishly difficult test that only a true expert parent could pass. Will Owen be up to the task? Brought to you by One Step Ahead.
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Labia Bumpers. Yes, I needed that blasting from my office computer! Thanks Daddy Owen.
By the way, Testicular Implants are available for pets! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuticles
Oops. Did we forget to mention NSFW? Uh... Sorry?
OH! My Gosh! Owen;
I know where you inherited that kinky streak.
Before you were a twinkle, we realized we had fallen short on stocking fillers, one snowy Christmas Eve, when we lived in the UK.
It was 1970, and a wonderful new medical product was availabe; the dipoasble clear perspex speculum, and also the proctoscope. We had been sent samples of these in the mail, as Doctors.
SO, we popped one of each into your brother's stockings.
But it was REALLY embarrassing in Church next morning, Christmas Day, to see Gareth & Gwyn pretending that these things were ducks and pea-shooters......
We just knelt, and prayed that none of the other members of the Congregation would recognise the articles; these good people were all our patients......
Actually Gareth and Gwyn had more fun pointing these plastic instruments at people and shouting "Bang, Bang". Gives new meaning to the expression, "Stick 'em up".
Wait up Daddy Brad! I want to go back to Monday with you!