My Dad usually forwards me conservative political or religious emails.

This one however is not his typical send. Thanks Dad this is Hilarious!


A Police STOP at 2 AM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m.
and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about
alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,
as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really?
Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."

Awesome. Poached and posted on FB.