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By Daddy Clay Wednesday, September 12th, 2012
Facebook has made it so, so much easier to brag about your kids because you don’t have to listen to yourself. You just throw up the photo of the offspring hoisting the trophy and bask in the pixelated glow, unabashed. Read the rest of this entry »
By Daddy Clay Friday, April 20th, 2012
I hate to admit it, but for once you’ve totally nailed it. It’s true. Dads are idiots. Fathers today — totally clueless and blundering, yet forced into parenting ineptitude because our uber-competent wives are powering through the workforce. Well played, sirs. No hiding from you.
Recently, watching a commercial or gazing at an ad — it’s been like looking in a mirror! I feel like I could shave in one. Read the rest of this entry »
By Daddy Clay Thursday, March 8th, 2012
1) There is not a single place, inside or out, of the human body that cannot be bruised, infected, covered with a rash, scabrous, bilious, infested, crusty or rancid. Sometimes all of the above. When we think of childhood injuries we think of a stubbed toe or a bump on the head, but absolutely everything else in between can and will be damaged.
2) Girls toot like crazy. Read the rest of this entry »