Parenting is full of challenges, not the least of which of which involves the inevitable cleanup of something disgusting produced by your kid. In this episode, we ask experienced parents to describe some of the messy incidents that come with this child raising territory. From poop to vomit, these moms and dads have lots of gross examples from things they've seen from their infants. Learn of their many throw up and diaper adventures. DadLabs Ep 338 The Lounge. Brought to you by OxiClean Baby.

Daddy Clay: Hey welcome back to the old school Dad Lab lounge. Its good to be kicking it here again, I’m Daddy Clay.

Daddy Brad: And I’m Daddy Brad.

Daddy Clay: This week’s very special lounge is brought to you by Oxi Clean Baby – its tough on stains, but easy on baby’s clothes – Oxi Clean Baby.

Daddy Brad: Today, we’re going to venture out into the neighborhood, ask parents what’s their least favorite baby mess to clean up.

Man 1: Unsurprisingly its poo related.

Lady 1: The barfing in the car seat.

Daddy Troy: Let’s just say we don’t serve lasagna at our house any more.

Man 2: The worst clean up is baby poop – diarrhea.

Man 3: When you’re changing a diaper and all of a sudden she vomits or it comes out at the other end at the same time.

Dr. Brown: I think you get so comfortable with poop and pee and diarrhea and snot…

Man 4: You walk in the hallway and you start getting that smell, and you know what that smell’s got to be. It’s got to be throw-up.

Man 1: The one thing that they never told me about is the projectile poop.

Man 2: I was putting him in the car seat to bring him here, and I was like, oh we’ve got a problem.

Daddy Troy: Spaghetti’s out, pizza’s out – basically no tomatoes period.

Man 3: You can be cleaning a diaper, he can vomit and there’s a third component now, which is this golden shower, which comes out of nowhere.

Man 1: You’ve got the legs up and all of a sudden, it just like fire-hoses all the way across the room.

Man 2: Well by the time I picked him out, it had started to come down out of the shorts and down the diaper and it was all over the front of my shirt.

Dr. Brown: You just become kind of immune to it – there’s not one that’s more bothersome than others I have to admit.

Daddy Troy: Tomato sauce vomit is particularly pungent. Different varieties – its kind of like wine.
Man 4: There’s throw up in her clothes, there’s dried throw up in her hair and there’s throw up all over the mattress and the sheets. And what do you do? You’ve got to deal with it.

Man 1: It actually got to the wall and that was just a particularly unhappy day for me.

Lady 1: Because its all in the cracks and the crevices and then you have to take the whole thing out of the car and then you have to wash the car seat cover, and then you put it back on, and then they barf on it again.

Man 1: We took a little piece of cardboard and we built a little shield during those 2 weeks of projectile poops.

Man 2: He would have wanted to play in it too if I had not have pushed him away from it. He would have kind of rubbed it in, in a way that wouldn’t have been very attractive.

Daddy Brad: Dude that was some dirty stuff.

Daddy Clay: Yeah this show is about the sort of the pains and joys of parenting and this week, definitely on the pains side. Well that’s all for us this week, we want to thank our sponsor Oxi Clean Baby – its tough on stains but easy on baby’s clothes – Oxi Clean Baby. Come back and join us next week when we’ll be broadcasting the lounge from Freddie’s place right here in Austin, Texas.

Daddy Brad: You know dude, my kids are getting older and less messy, and I am getting more messy.

Daddy Clay: You know I’m glad you identified that because I was going to say something.

Daddy Brad: I get stuff all over my shirt.

Daddy Clay: You come back from lunch – it looks like you lay down underneath the condiment table and decorated yourself.

Daddy Brad: I like condiments.

Daddy Clay: You need a man bib.

Daddy Brad: Man bib?

Daddy Clay: You need a man bib!

Daddy Brad: Why don’t you just throw me in a diaper and just put me out to pasture?

Daddy Clay: I’m just saying you need a man bib.

Daddy Brad: I’m not that old dude!

Daddy Clay: It’s embarrassing.

Dr. Brown: When its somebody else’s kid’s poop that bothers me a lot more than my own kids.