These baby products are horrible. So hypothetically irresponsible that we are outraged at the greedy companies that didn't create them. Keep your children safe from these bad products that don't really exist! From the Best of DadLabs, Season 3.

Daddy Troy: Well guys here we are at the end of Season 3 and I’ve done the math. You know what that means? Over 300 episodes out on the internet. We are going to take a break for a week and then show you some of the best of videos from Season 3. And next week we will be back with Season 4.
Daddy Brad: First we would like to thank our sponsors that made this season possible. Thank you Baby Bjorn, OxyClean, Grayco, Boon, Fundex Games, One Step Ahead, and Baby Bans.
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Daddy Brad: Welcome back to the lab I’m Daddy Brad.

Daddy Clay: And I’m Daddy Clay. This week we are talking about crappy products doomed to fail.

Daddy Brad: This week’s lab is brought to you by Boon, innovations for modern parents Boon.

Daddy Clay: You know because we are sponsored by Boon I’ve been thinking a lot about design lately.

Daddy Brad: Yeah because everything from Boon is so thoughtfully designed.

Daddy Clay: Yeah but not everything is, you know we get a lot of stuff that comes into us here at the dad labs, sent to us by manufacturers that want us to review their products, or put them on camera for you our fantastic audience to take a look at, and some of the stuff that they send in is frankly garbage.

Daddy Brad: To demonstrate we’ve selected a couple of products that we think are doomed to fail. Daddy Clay this product is out there for the parents, that will just not spank their anti-spanking but they have a child that needs to be beaten. This product The Corporal - it’s a behavior modification system and it will have your little recruit standing up and saluting in no time.

Daddy Clay: So what you’ve got here basically is a spanking machine?

Daddy Brad: Yeah and it comes with attachments, wooden spoon, you don’t have to do it.

Daddy Clay: So you put your child in the machine and it spanks your child for you?

Daddy Brad: Yeah, with a hairbrush, and if they are really bad – they’ve got the belt. The Corporal.

Daddy Clay: I don’t think The Corporal is going to be marching out of stores anytime soon, but I tell you what Daddy Brad, this next product I think has got a chance because this is for families on the go. You’re doing a road trip - it’s travel time, travel season and your taking the kids out on the road, which means you’ve got more money than me, because I’m kind of cutting back on travel now with the kids, I watch a lot of TV so that’s good for you though I’m happy for you.

Daddy Brad: The product dude.

Daddy Clay: Oh right the product! Okay, so you’re on a road trip and you’ve got an emergency right? The kid’s got to go number 2 and the Garmen [02:11] says your behind schedule - so you don’t want to stop, and what are you going to do? Or you stop on the facilities that are totally disgusting! What do you do? Well I’ll tell you, you crap your hands. I opened the other sample they sent and really its just rubber gloves.

Daddy Brad: What do you do?

Daddy Clay: I think the idea here is that you catch it, it comes and you just catch it.

Daddy Brad: You know actually…

Daddy Clay: No it’s disgusting!

Daddy Brad: Anyway okay, think about this. There are lots of records that you need to keep for your children. for example from the pediatricians office - their prescriptions, their shot records, all kind of documents that you need to keep in one central location about your children.

Daddy Clay: That’s true, my pediatrician gives me all this kind of information and I think this is a legit product, and you’ve got to keep all that stuff somewhere.

Daddy Brad: You can keep them right here in the Ped-O-File, all your documents right here on your kid.

Daddy Clay: I think maybe it’s the Ped-O-File but either way, not really a winner.

Daddy Brad: Tomatoe, Tomato.

Daddy Clay: We’ve been hearing a lot lately about these educational systems that boost the intelligence of a child, while they are still in utero. Why wait until conception? Go in early with this product Sperm School, and Sperm School is basically an education system, and it uses these patented ball buds to beam microwaves at your testicles, and this stimulates greater motility in the sperm, and basically boosts the intelligence of your child. And it comes with - there is a player and there is a curriculum, and really I think that it really can make a difference.

Daddy Brad: High tech! How do they go on?

Daddy Clay: It’s suction. Oh you don’t want to do that! Stop!

Daddy Brad: Why?

Daddy Clay: Those are mine that is mine - personal sample.

Daddy Brad: You used these?

Daddy Clay: Yeah I mean it’s my personal. They sent me a sample, and I noticed my youngest is really smart so I believe in this product, really. This is a good one like that. Okay, well that’s all for us this week, and if you want to be registered for our weekly give away, make sure to drop us a comment. if you have seen a bad product out there or if you’ve got an idea for a really bad kids product, just drop us a comment and you’ll be registered for our weekly give-away.

Daddy Brad: This week it’s a great product. It is a potty bench from Boon.

Daddy Clay: Oh that’s great that is a great design. Register right now, drop us a comment, give us a funny idea for a terrible product and win yourself a potty bench, because this right here is a seriously cool design. Well that’s all for us this week in the lab, see you next time. Dude do you want a breath mint or something?

Daddy Brad: Yeah I might need one, but can I borrow those? You know we’re thinking of having another one. See? I bought some knock-off ball buds, yeah and you have to shave to use these, and dude its like you know they play Skinnard. Give me 3 steps.

Daddy Clay: Dude you don’t want to put those on your face.

Daddy Brad: Well these are my ball buds dude, so it’s okay, yours are smaller.

Daddy Clay: Yeah compact ball buds - I don’t know why my wife got me the small ones. And those microwaves? They tinkle.

Daddy Brad: Yeah dude is that good for your balls? Microwaves?

Daddy Clay: They say it is.

Daddy Brad: I mean skinnard is one thing but…

Daddy Clay: It says right here on the box, yeah.

Daddy Brad: Yeah look! - Good for your balls.

Daddy Clay: Alabama Institute of Medicine.