Back by popular demand is another segment of Wikipoopia, where the dads of DadLabs recreate user-submitted diaper content recipes. Watch Daddy Clay and Daddy Brad mix common food ingredients found at your local big box grocery store into gross, disgusting poopy diaper re-enactments. This week: The ATM, The Baby Seal, and The Orville Redenbacher. DadLabs Ep. 213 The Lab.

Daddy Brad: Welcome back to this week’s edition of The Lab, I’m Daddy Brad.
Daddy Clay: And I’m Daddy Clay.
Daddy Brad: And now back by popular demand although I don’t know why another movement of wikipoopia.
Daddy Clay: Now if you haven’t been fortunate enough to see a segment of wikipoopia, so to speak, this is the show where two grown men using items only widely available at the local Wal-Mart reconstruct for you, our lovely audience, your children’s poopy diapers. So let’s get right to our first recipe sent in to us by our friend Kurt out there in Los Angeles. Kurt has submitted this recipe for this little gem that we call the ATM. Now this is a snack cake seeded generously with small change.
Daddy Brad: Dude get a change purse man.
Daddy Clay: Now we at the dad labs would never advocate feeding your children coins. That of course is a choking hazard. But I hope – I know Kurt you’re out there, you’re on strike right now having a tough time. We hope this little lovely takes a little sting out of your day and we know financial times are tight so if you need us to we can take those coins out and send them to you.
Daddy Brad: I think your kids gonna be an accountant, look at how they are organized, really, really symmetrical.
Daddy Clay: The ATM.
Daddy Brad: Yes, yes, so Daddy Clay this next one is normally found from babies in northern climes…
Daddy Clay: I see.
Daddy Brad: But this weekend I found one way down here in Texas from my daughter. It’s called the Baby Seal.
Daddy Clay: I see.
Daddy Brad: Now the ingredients are a frozen dessert treat and a little bit of ground burger. Yeah there we go. It was like this. You know I think I was out in the yard cutting grass and we get in – that’s where the stick came from. The Baby Seal, ooh.
Daddy Clay: You need to get some medicine for that.
Daddy Brad: Yeah I know dude I know.
Daddy Clay: Okay on to our third and final wikipoopia, which today is the Orville Redenbacher.
Daddy Brad: Ooh!
Daddy Clay: Now the Orville Redenbacher, let me just start here with the mixing bowl, begins with – well actually the first thing you want to do is moisten your pan with a little bit of Worcestershire Sauce. Make sure you get that all around and kind-of just lube up your pan a little bit. You want to start with your wet ingredients before the dry ingredients. Then we’re just gonna take a nice big dollop of peanut butter.
Daddy Brad: Ooh dude use some Imodium!
And then we want to put in a few of these chocolate chips and then the signature ingredient for the Orville Redenbacher is just a little bit of corn.
Daddy Brad: Un-popped, un-popped corn?
Daddy Clay: A little bit of the un-popped corn. For the Orville Redenbacher you’ll wanna take that and you’ll want to take the dry and wet ingredients and mix them up. Now this is incorporating very well and then once you get the ingredients sort-of loosely mixed together, in order to make this recipe work you’ll need this, you’ll need a tube like this (a toilet paper roll) and then you’ll want to load this in the tube.
Daddy Brad: Oh yeah get that bad boy in there!
Daddy Clay: And you’ll just want to get plenty of this in there.
Daddy Brad: Is that a loose stool?
Daddy Clay: No this is actually quite a firm stool. We wanna clean that up.
Daddy Brad: What are you feeding your kid?
Daddy Clay: And in order to this to work right, you just need to pop this on the caulking gun and if we could get a diaper please.
Daddy Brad: Getting the diaper, the diaper is ready.
Daddy Clay: Okay good and we’ll just begin to apply this.
Daddy Brad: Ooh, ooh dude! That is wow, wow, beautiful.
Daddy Clay: The Orville Redenbacher. Well we certainly hope you’ve enjoyed this installment of wikipoopia. I know that you feel edified and educated and you’ll probably be a better parent as a consequence of watching the wikipoopia.
Daddy Brad: Absolutely and if anybody out there over the age of 15 is still watching you need to seek some counseling help.
Daddy Clay: If you’ve got a recipe for your own wikipoopia, we certainly want to know about it because we’re just dying to come back in the studio and cook up some more poop. That’s all for us here at The Lab.
Daddy Brad: Dude that’s a cable.
Daddy Clay: It just came out perfectly!