An orientation to the Wikipoopia, a groundbreaking experiment in collective wisdom of dirty diapers. Join the dads of DadLabs as they turn common food ingredients found at your local big box grocery stores into gross, disgusting poopy diaper re-enactments. This week: the Cesar Chavez. DadLabs ep. 33 The Lab.

Daddy Brad: Hello and welcome back to the DadLab. I’m Daddy Brad.

Daddy Clay: I’m Daddy Clay.

Daddy Brad: Today we are going to try and experiment. We are going to try to create the first Wikipoopia.

Daddy Clay: Because here at DadLabs we think its import for dads to talk, to share their common fatherhood experiences. And how can we talk unless we have a common language?

Daddy Brad: Kind of like French.

Daddy Clay: Like French, for poop. So we’ve decided to create a Wikipoopia. It will help guys talk about this experience because if I say something like, “my kid had a blow-out diaper” do you know exactly what I’m saying?

Daddy Brad: Kind of a broad, vague bad diaper.

Daddy Clay: No. But if I say my kid had extra large Hong Kong phooey?

Daddy Brad: You mean Ramen Noodles, peanut butter and a dash of soy?

Daddy Clay: Exactly. So now we understand each other’s experience. We just need your help with this.

Daddy Brad: I don’t know French so this will help. Big time.

Daddy Clay: So, send us your results that are happening in your diapers.

Daddy Brad: Not the real diaper though. Not the actual poop.

Daddy Clay: No, don’t send us your diapers. Or photos of your diapers because that’s disgusting. However, helping us to recreate your diapers here in the lab, well that’s just good fun.

Daddy Brad: Actually, your kids’ diapers.

Daddy Clay: Yes. So, what we need you to do is – what does the diaper remind you of? You need to name it, you need to give us the ingredients that go in to your dirty diaper. And we’ll create a prototype here. And about once a week or so we’ll share three or four of the best Wikipoopia entries with you.

Daddy Brad: Alright, I’m excited. It’s going to be great. Okay, got it Clay?

Daddy Clay: Yes.

Daddy Brad: Let’s poop it up.

Daddy Clay: Exactly. Today we’re going to start with our first Wikipoopia entry. We call it the Caesar Chavez. For that we’re going to need several ingredients. We’ll need some grapes here, what else are we going to need? We’ll need some beef broth, here’s a bowl and of course we’ll need the diaper. Okay, the first thing we’ve got to do is take some grapes. This is the diaper that happens when your kid gets loose in the fruit drawer. I don’t know if this ever happens to you Brad, but…

Daddy Brad: Oh, yeah. My kids love fruit.

Daddy Clay: My kids are fruitavors and they just go crazy – if you’ll just crush that up. Okay we need to add to that just a little bit of brown beef broth.

Daddy Brad: Awesome. Looking’ familiar. Some déjà vu happening.

Daddy Clay: Yeah, that is totally it.

Daddy Brad: That’s about eight months old here.

Daddy Clay: So they’ve broken into – do you want to just spoon that into the diaper –

Daddy Brad: Okay, here we go…Mommy, my tummy hurts. Yeah, I bet it does dudes.

Daddy Clay: That’s it right there.

Daddy Brad: And you know how it always gets up the back.

Daddy Clay: Just a little more marinade there. Okay there it is, right there ladies and gentlemen. The Caesar Chavez.

Daddy Brad: It looks like a beautiful lettuce wrap. Yeah, that’s what it reminds me of.