Another entry in our Wikipoopia, a groundbreaking experiment in collective wisdom of dirty diapers. Join the dads of DadLabs as they turn common food ingredients found at your local big box grocery stores into gross, disgusting poopy diaper re-enactments. This week: The California Roll. DadLabs ep. 32 The Lab.

 

Daddy Brad: Today’s Wikipoopia sent in by Dr. Greg of New York City – the California Roll.

Daddy Clay: Dude. I think I crapped my pants.

Daddy Brad: Great.

Daddy Clay: Okay, the ingredients are cookie dough. You might want to make sure you coil off a good foot of that cable, because you know the kids are going to.

Daddy Brad: Yeah.

Daddy Clay: Don’t want to scrimp on the ingredients. For color Dr. Greg has prescribed one heaping tablespoon of guacamole. And to top it all off, to bind it all together to provide the right viscosity and stickiness – molasses. Okay, let’s get all those ingredients combined together in a way that will be repellent and smell very bad.

Daddy Brad: Oh, dude.

Daddy Clay: Let’s get that all combined. And this is starting to really look pretty authentic. Dr. Greg, I hope that this is replicating what you see, uh, every morning.

Daddy Brad: What’s he been feeding them?

Daddy Clay: Yeah, you may want to go with a few more fresh fruits and vegetables.

Daddy Brad: Yeah, that’s gonna happen. Some spillage, and as I talk about often, up the back. You’re gonna get it. It’s going to get all over the place.

Daddy Clay: Okay, well, Dr. Greg – there you have it. The California Roll.

Daddy Brad: Yeah, Dr. Greg. You might want to go and call the pediatrician.

Daddy Clay: You’re a doctor, right?

Daddy Brad: Dude, I hope so.