DadLabs.com and BabyBjorn present The Search for the Golden Potty. In Part One of the series, young adventurer Indiana Myers searches for the golden potties which guarantee potty training success for all who possess them. However, he is not the only one as he and his trusty sidekick Marion encounter shadowy government figures who also seek the potties for their own malevolent purposes. Who will win this battle of good vs. evil? Find out in Part 2. "Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)". DadLabs Ep. 777 is brought to you by BabyBjorn.

INSERT: Thousands of years ago a Swedish civilization created five golden potties that guaranteed potty training success. The forces of good and evil race to find these potties …
Agent 1: It seems, Indiana Myers, that you will never learn.
Agent 2: Join us, or continue to zoil yourself. Zes?
Marion: Myers, the map!
Agent 2: Ztop them! Ztop them.
Agent 1: Overdoing the accent just a little.
Marion: Looks like we lost them for now. Can you make heads or tails of this map? I'll hold your hat for you.
Guide: This place is cursed.
Marion: Just keep moving.
Guide: I will go no further.
Marion: What's wrong?
Guide: I was never fully trained.
Marion: Myers, look. Only step on the key stones. I'll guide you. You're almost there. You did it!
Agent 1: Indiana Myers, bring us the golden potty.
Agent 2: Or she zleeps with the fishes.
Marion: Zleep?
Agent 1: That's right Indiana Myers, throw it away. What you do not really want to train? We are all just tinkling through history, This, this is history. Do not worry mon cheri. When we get the final golden potty, we shall rule the world.