We are good parents, and we are going to help you deal with bad parents. What do you say to a parent whose kid left poop on the slide? Is it okay to suggest counseling for someone else's child? In this episode of The Lab, Daddy Clay and Daddy Brad travel to their local playground and offer their best parenting tips and advice to other moms and dads. DadLabs Ep. 94 The Lab.

DADDY CLAY Welcome to the Dad Lab. I'm Daddy Clay.

DADDY BRAD And I'm Daddy Brad. Be on the lookout dads, because they're out there.

DADDY CLAY That's right. You see them almost every day. Bad parents. And bad parents make bad children. Therefore, it's our obligation as good parents to try and teach these bad parents how to do a better job raising their children.

DADDY BRAD Now these bad parents are naturally resistant to the input of good parents. That's why we've created this handy little guide to help you deal with the bad parents and their bad kids. Here are some helpful tips and useful phrases that we've found effective in turning bad parents into good parents.

DADDY CLAY And we say that we're experts, therefore, it must be true.

(at playground)

DADDY BRAD Next to malls and restaurants here on the playscape is where you'll find the majority of parents that really need your help.

DADDY CLAY The key here is to not be afraid to reach out to those other parents. Don't worry, they'll thank you.

DADDY BRAD I don't mean to butt in but your little poop boy over there is leaving a dung trail on the slide about the size of my driveway. You may want to change his diaper, get some Clorox, mop him down, and then mop the slide down. Have you ever heard of ecoli?

DADDY CLAY You know I'm guessing that that kid of yours isn't watching enough TV. And here's why. Because on TV, a band of nice kids always get together to punish and humiliate the big fat bully. So maybe you should get together with your child and watch a little bit more TV. That or maybe a little counseling or something. Is she scary or what?

DADDY BRAD Have you seen the green tusk coming out of your kid's nose? I mean, ugh, ebola, it's like green neon. You know, you might want to use one of these and then quarantine him for a month or so.

DADDY CLAY Hello. I was wondering if maybe you weren't just a little bit deaf. Because I personally didn't have any trouble at all hearing when your seven year old told my three year old to go %$*& himself. Now I'm totally cool with that. I'm as hip as any other dad on the playground. I'm dope like that. But I did think that when he claimed to be the baddest $&%*$ on this &*&* playground. Well, that's &^$% up. (cursing) That's gonna leave a mark. That was just free advice. I hate this *&$* playground.

DADDY BRAD You know sometimes, I just tell my kid no.

DADDY CLAY We're good parents. And if you're watching this video, it means that you're a good parent too. Together, we can reach out to those bad parents and fix them.

DADDY BRAD And you know if that means getting kicked in the balls every once in a while, well that's just the price we pay for being good parents.

DADDY CLAY That's all for us here today, at the Dad Lab.