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Hippie Parents Retaliate

In this episode of DadLabs new show, Hot Dad Action, Owen Egerton talks to Baby Oscar about how lucky he is to have such a cool father. Owen retaliates to Macs previous rant about Oscar having hippie parents. Unlike Mac and his conservative view points Baby Oscar will know the truth about things like chicken nuggets, reading, sweat shop clothing, aerosol cologne and burt and ernie. Watch this hilarious video feature the adorable Baby Oscar, and see the difference between hippie parenting and conservative view points. To see the first video check out Hippie Parents Eating Hummus at Hot Dad Action Ep 530 is brought to you by BabyBjorn.
EP 530 Hippie Parents Retaliates

MAC Hey Owen its Mac

DADDY OWEN Hey Mac

MAC Hey I’m headed to the rodeo I was wondering if you wanted to bring the kids? Should be fun.

DADDY OWEN The Rodeo?

MAC Yea the rodeo it will be a blast. They got like animals and stuff.

DADDY OWEN Yea I don’t think the kids are ready to see animals wrestled and branded for entertainment. You have fun.

DADDY OWEN Oh Oscar, your so lucky your not Mac’s kid. Man, if you were his kid you would grow up thinking Chicken’s were born in nugget shape. You would think tea bagging is a form of political protest. If you were Mac’s kid you pretty soon you would smell like nothing but Axe Body Spray. You would think that reading is something poor people would do. If you were Mac’s kid you would think that Bert and Ernie are just two good friends living together. You would grow up thinking that espresso was just coffee served faster. You would think that sweat shop clothes were better made because children’s hands are so small. If you were Mac’s kid your preschool would do a preemptive strike on the neighboring preschool. You would grow up thinking that Michael Bay is a true genus. If you were Mac’s kid you wouldn’t be allowed to watch Barney because it promotes evolution. If you were Mac’s kid when it came to the sex talk you would just rent Porky’s one through three. You would choose which college to attend based on BCS rankings. If you were Mac’s kid you would refer to the Civil War as the War of Northern Aggression. Oh Oscar your so lucky to have me as a dad. Lets go watch PBS, I think Nova’s on.

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