Owen offers Mac some organic hummus made from a special probiotic lentil hummus recipe. This leads Mac to have a special discussion with baby Oscar about his hippie parents and their counter-culture lifestyle. From sex talks at a young age to Burning Man and Drum Circle lessons; Baby Oscar is expected to have a very interesting hippy lifestyle. Hot Dad Action ep 518 Brought to you by BabyBjorn.

Ep 518 Owen, Mac, Oscar, and the Hummus
Owen: hey you hungry

Mac: Yeah you wanna go grab some BBQ?

Owen: Wait, I got this new fair-trade organic lentil hummus inside. Let's have that

Mac: Well, I thought we were gonna get some Barbecue?

Owen: (Cutting him off) Yeah here, just hold Oscar for a minute while I run inside and get it

Mac: (taking Oscar) Sure. Hey little guy

Owen: Oh, and could you not use terms like "guy"? We're trying to raise him free of genderized words. Thanks

Mac: Man, you don't have a chance do you Oscar? You're gonna grow up and be that weird kid with hippy parents that let you pick your own middle name.
You're not going to get to watch a TV until your 13.
You're going to grow up thinking McDonald's is a restaurant for Irish-Americans.
...Get invited to a birthday party.. "let's not pin the tail on the donkey, why don't we pin respect on him."
You're gonna think sports are for poor people.
They'll probably ground you if you're not gay for at least a little bit
I'd be surprised if they hadn't already given you the sex talk.
I'd say you'll be taking family baths till you're... (sizes him up).. 9 maybe
Probably get enrolled in some weird school where the kids teach the teachers and you get colors instead of grades.
All of your toys will be books.
They're gonna sign you up for drum circle lessons.
Every family vacation you take is gonna either involve a protest rally or a renaissance festival.
The good news is you won't die alone. The bad news is you'll die at Burning Man.
Do you know how much shitty poetry you're gonna produce?
You'll probably have to wait in the Prius while your dad buys cruelty-free pot from

Owen: heyyy here we go. What did you two talk about?

Mac: Y'know, guy stuff

Owen: maaaac, that word... what did we talk about?

Mac: Sorry.