Is there any deal a sleep deprived parent wouldn't make, any bribe we wouldn't offer, any technique we wouldn't try to get a colicky baby to sleep in the middle of the night? We sent our comedy show Hot Dad Action to find out. This is Owen's report. DadLabs ep 455 brought to you by BabyBjorn.

[Daddy Owen reaches in the crib is comfort crying baby]

DADDY OWEN: Hello penguin! [holds stuffed penguin]

Shhh, you’re in the womb. Sounds of the womb… I’m the placenta. I’m feeding you!

Please baby, please baby!

It’s Kirkegaard, everyone loves Kirkegaard. [he flips through a book]

Just one minute, one minute! [bouncing baby]

I will give you five hundred dollars. Just take the money. It’s cool. [stuffs money in baby blanket]

Now, there are polar bears on the island, too. I don’t know what they’re doing there. And French people… [holds up Lost DVDs]

Oh God, I am so sorry I read that book on atheism! [down on his knees]

Baby, it’s Enya. How can you not sleep to Enya? [playing his iPod]

If you help me out I will give you five hundred dollars in American money. [down on his knees]

[he falls asleep leaning on the crib]

[baby screams louder]

[he wakes up]