OWEN Me either. I was at Les’. I remember something about tequila.

JODI So breakfast I was thinking- Ahhh!

OWEN Ahhh!

JODI Ahhh!

OWEN Ahhh what!?

JODI You’re head! Your head! There’s a hairy thing on your lip. What did you do?

OWEN Ahhh!

JODI You look like a gay fireman.

OWEN Well, that’s not so bad. Nothing wrong with gay fireman?

JODI Nothing. Unless they want to have sex with their heterosexual wives.

OWEN It’s not sexy? In a kind of Magnum PI kind of way?

JODI More like a unemployed fluffer kind of way. Great, you’re scaring the baby. You’re a dad,Owen. Your face is family property.

ARDEN Ahhh!

OWEN Hey, Arden. Come to daddy.

ARDEN You’re not my daddy.

JODI Oh good. Our children our fatherless