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You are Going to Puke
The DadLabs Prego Man gets morning sickness, struggles with his wardrobe, his dignity, and Daddy Clay. Should we nickname the baby "Ralph" as you watch Owen vomit. You're going to puke after watching this. Video brought to you by sweetpeace by Graco. DadLabs Ep. 255 Daditude.
Daddy Owen: Oh yeah, ipecac. I guess I get dressed before I throw up? Brad and Clay, they asked me to go get dressed and they brought a bag full of stuff for me to wear.

Daddy Clay: Try this please, and if its not working then try the white ones, there is a lot of stuff in there. So we will wait for you out here okay? We are late so…

Daddy Owen: So hurry it up, I’m going to keep on the same underwear.

Daddy Clay: Just put something on it doesn’t matter how you look, okay?

Daddy Owen: Okay.

Daddy Clay: Owens fashion sense is perverse. I mean there is a bad and there is just sort of disappointing.

Daddy Owen: None of my pants would fit, because I wanted to go over the belly a little bit, I’m getting a bad case of camel toe. None of them would snap. This is bad.

Daddy Clay: Those pants, I mean why does he have those?

Daddy Owen: No go on the black shoes, I think I looked okay in the end, I found an outfit that worked.

Daddy Clay: Those go good. Has there been a time when he decided that you know there is an orange pants party or?

Daddy Owen: Yeah that hurts! Yeah in some ways I was like you know, I don’t even think people are going to notice that I’m really pregnant you know? They are just going to say “hey its Owen” you know. This expired in 04.

Daddy Clay: I mean what does bad ipecac do?

Daddy Owen: I had to simulate morning sickness. For an adult I take 1 tablespoon and 2 glasses of water and that’s it.

Daddy Clay: Yeah that’s just pretty simple.

Daddy Brad: You are going to puke.

Daddy Owen: So the plan was for me to take some of that and vomit - have my own morning sickness. Oh you’ve never used this?

Daddy Clay: No it’s brand new, I mean it is 5 years old but it is brand new. He was up for it and he was willing to jump in there and take the ipecac. You don’t want to smell it that much.

Daddy Brad: Yeah.

Daddy Clay: I mean did I say don’t smell it? And what is the first thing you did?

Daddy Troy: Ok we can stop that’s good, that’s good, that’s good.

Daddy Clay: Grandma Troy, careful you might put an eye out with that ipecac.

Daddy Troy: I don’t think it is safe.

Daddy Clay: If you don’t want to do it, you don’t have to do it. I don’t know what he was all worked up about. It's just throw up medicine.

Daddy Troy: I think his health is more important than our company.

Daddy Clay: To an extent.

Daddy Brad: I think pregnant women puke a lot.

Daddy Owen: At least they are all good statements. I’m trying to think of a positive vomiting experience I’ve had and nothing is coming to me right now.

Daddy Troy: If you want to do it is your choice - you signed the waiver when you started.

Daddy Owen: As a rule, if I can avoid situations where I’m going to vomit I work to avoid them.

Daddy Clay: What is the worst that can happen? I mean…

Daddy Troy: Because the company goes down.

Daddy Brad: Why don’t you just say to the camera....

Daddy Owen: Why is it just my wife suing? Would I not be around to sue?

Daddy Clay: Hey Owen it is up to you ok? Do you want to do it, or do you not want to do it?

Daddy Owen: What if I don’t? What if I say no?

Daddy Clay: I think that is fine, Owen. You do whatever you want, you do whatever you want. It is not what we are talking about - it is you making a….

Daddy Owen: I’m going to do it, I’m doing it.

Daddy Troy: I’m not responsible for this I’m out.

Daddy Clay: Rool the camera again.

Daddy Owen: Is it meant to be foamy?

Daddy Troy: Dude that is way too much, seriously, Owen we don’t have health insurance in this company, oh my god!

Daddy Owen: Right here we go.

Daddy Troy: What if little kids do this?

Daddy Clay: You will warn us right? - Because right now, I’m right in front of you Owen.

Daddy Brad: First the hyper salivation, then the kind of the mild nausea, then extreme nausea then you are going to boom all over the place - 

Daddy Troy: Vomiting happens between 15 and 20 minutes, if patient has not vomited by 20 minutes to 30 minutes, the second dose can be administered, and it says we need to save the vomit for medical inspection.

Daddy Owen: Right now I’m feeling okay.

Daddy Brad: You can do this man you got another 10 to 15 minutes.

Daddy Clay: Does he have a big bowl in the kitchen?

Daddy Owen: I do I have a big bowl. I’m not saving this - maybe it lost its puke ability.

Daddy Brad: No it’s going to be 10 to 15 minutes.

Daddy Clay: Do you want to eat some chili? Maybe we can mix like chili and milk and orange juice.

Daddy Owen: I’m just feeling a little something.

Daddy Clay: Looking at you makes me want to throw up - I feel nauseous.

Daddy Troy: It’s going to reduce the effectiveness of treatments such as whole bowel irritation. Do you have one of those planned today?

Daddy Clay: So did you remember to eat something to smooth?

Daddy Troy: It’s been about 10 minutes since you’ve been standing here so 10 minutes before probably, I don’t think it’s going to come.

Daddy Clay: So I mean should we do a second dose or?

Daddy Owen: How about we just call this morning sickness and go?

Daddy Clay: I mean people will be disappointed is they don’t actually see you puke?

Daddy Owen: Oh boy! I feel I’m already growing, not just as a man, but also as a human being. Go women! Mission accomplished! And thank god I don’t have a womb. These guys should really pay me.

Daddy Clay: Did you flush?

Daddy Owen: Yes.

Daddy Clay: How do I know you weren’t faking?

Daddy Owen: Why don’t you come and smell my breath how about that? Come and smell my breath.

Daddy Clay: I didn’t see it - you flushed.

Daddy Owen: I know, come and smell my breath and I think you can tell - you will be able to tell. I don’t remember that, I don’t remember eating it - I really should chew more that’s for sure.
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