The dads decided they wanted to go out drinking. The Pregnant Man's nipples get pinched, he gets motorboated by a woman and then felt up like a minister's daughter. Please drink responsibly. Please. This video is brought to you by Boon. DadLabs Ep. 287 Daditude.

Daddy Owen: The guys wanted to go out to a bar

Daddy Clay: I can party with pregnant ladies.

Daddy Owen: And go out for a night drinking.

Daddy Brad: Its kind of boy’s night out – boys and pregnant men night out.

Daddy Owen: This was as close to hell as I have experienced. I was the designated driver for the guys.

Daddy Clay & Daddy Brad: Red, red wine, stay close to me…

Daddy Owen: Wow

Daddy Clay: Don’t let me be some vaginized guy…

Daddy Brad: So we had a couple.

Daddy Owen: They started the evening before the sun went down.

Daddy Clay: Your I-pod’s busted?

Daddy Owen: Yeah

Daddy Clay: Couldn’t we, do you know like the night they drove Dixie down?

Daddy Owen: They wanted to stop for beer, they were singing reggae songs - they were having a good time, and I know that they’re a little older, so their musical references – I’m lost because I’m very hip.

Daddy Clay: Next time when I’m going out – you know you’ve got to be so careful with you driving, I’m just going to get totally wasted.

Daddy Brad: You’re pregnant and you’re not drinking and you’re driving!

Daddy Owen: It’s a funny thing being sober around drunken people – I guess I really understand what some of my Baptist friends go through.

Daddy Brad: There’s a cop, just cool it – just turn through. Dude he’s pregnant and driving dude.

Daddy Owen: A night out on the town sounds really fun unless you’re sober and dressed in a 30lb empathy suit.

Daddy Clay: I don’t mean to be judgmental or anything, but you seem kind of like pissed off or something – you’re tense.

Daddy Owen: No, I’m just concentrating on the road! Drunk people – it turns out are really annoying. I’m glad you’re having a good time – I don’t even know if its 7 yet and you’re like 4 or 5 sheets west of sober.

We get to the bar, and there’s a bunch of guys waiting. I kind of felt like a little bit of an outsider – I was sober, I was pregnant, I had boobs. The guys were making jokes – they were trying to make jokes.

Daddy Clay: Tuesday is like the new Thursday do you know what I’m saying? It used to be like Thursday was like the Friday, but now its Tuesday. My wife when I said, “Hey I’m going out with some guys on Tuesday” its like totally – she doesn’t think anything!

Daddy Owen: Being sober I realize those jokes aren’t very funny at all!

Daddy Clay: We’ve had confirmation he’s had sex once in the last like 6 months. Ata boy, way to go!

Daddy Owen: Do you guys ever find that its not like how many times you have sex, but like the quality of the…

Daddy Clay: No! I thought it was nice how all the guys just accepted him. If you guys want to touch his t*** - he’s like so cool with that, if you ever just want to grab on him.

Daddy Owen: Hey come on! You know, we know lets touchy, touchy! All of a sudden, I’m being felt up like a ministers daughter and not feeling that good about it.

No more touching the boobies! These are now off limits! You can’t touch the boobies okay?

Daddy Clay: He was welcome despite his obvious difference.

Daddy Owen: I was sent to the bar to order the drinks. You can take your time you know, it doesn’t have to be fast! You don’t get the quite respect from the bartender as you think – he was staring at my boobs as well. Usually boobs are meant to get you great service right? – That’s what I had thought, but, you mix boobs with a pregnant belly and a beard and all of a sudden its like Whoa and all of the service is slow.

The guys started saying, “Oh just have a drink - it wont hurt the baby, come on break the rules”

Daddy Brad: You need a beer.

Man 1: Drink buddy! Come on man! No it’s good for you.

Daddy Owen: But I held strong…

Daddy Brad: There’s no baby!

Daddy Owen: Lets all go jump in the swamp yay! But when you’re like looking at some guys covered in swamp s*** - all of a sudden, you don’t necessarily want to jump in the swamp with them.

Okay goodnight guys – it’s been really fun, Brad I’m taking you home, thanks guys it’s late.

Everyone: Boo!

Daddy Owen: But there were like ladies coming up to me and this might come as a surprise – I don’t usually get much attention in bars and in the whole singles scene…

Lady 1: Wow! How far along are you?

Daddy Owen: Third trimester – can you feel it kick? Man! Who knew all I needed was an empathy belly, because the ladies were on me! Whoa! What’s that? What are you doing? What did you do?

I learnt what a motorboat is – which was terrifying and wonderful at the same time.

Daddy Clay: Its good to see you

Daddy Owen: This is okay actually – I’m okay.

Right before leaving, Clay took me aside to have a bit of a heart to heart.

Daddy Clay: I just want to say, is I so appreciate what you’re doing right now.

Daddy Owen: I have had those kind of moving conversations as well – when I was drunk!

Daddy Clay: Its like you’re on it and you’re going for it and it’s just like so, just fantastic!

Daddy Owen: When only one of you is drunk – it’s like bad reality television.

Daddy Clay: Before I left, your commitment to this project means so much to me.

Daddy Owen: Which is bad because good reality television is bad!

Daddy Clay: I just, I’m amazed that you’re doing this and you’re sticking with it! Brother it’s beautiful.

Daddy Owen: Yeah, so if you can imagine a Hallmark card that was slurring – that was Clay.

Daddy Clay: Your pregnancy is our pregnancy – it’s like the worlds pregnancy.

Daddy Owen: Okay – I love you too!

Daddy Brad: Wait I know that dude.

Daddy Owen: You don’t know that guy. Don’t! He’s going to beat you up! Brad drunk is a great advertisement for sobriety.

Daddy Owen: The car’s this way. I think Brad drunk, Brad should drink a lot and go visit AA groups and just hang out there – it would be motivation to never drink again. I think he’s a good cause.

Daddy Brad: I’ve got to pee!

Daddy Owen: No, no don’t pee there! Eventually it was time for this momma to play poppa. He was in la-la land, he was quoting doors lyrics – I don’t know what he was doing. Eventually he had his own morning sickness – it was just 1am in the morning, but it was sickness.

The big thing I believe we’ve all learned – well I’ve learned a lot, is your wife, your partner’s going to be a designate driver – don’t take advantage of that, that’s a gift! Its like if someone invited you over to the house and said “Well I’m fasting – so please eat” – that’s great eat, but that doesn’t mean you’ll stuff your mouth and start yelling, and take off your shirt and vomit all over the table! I so miss drinking.