The official pregnancy suit arrives and Daddy Owen straps it on. Cannon balls and all. The breath constrictor. And the bladder pressure bag. Has to be seen to be believed. Owen's quest to understand what pregnant moms go through is off and waddling. DadLabs Ep. 231 Daditude.

Daddy Troy: Owen?
Daddy Clay: Ah, Wait.
Daddy Owen: Hey, is what I think it is?
Daddy Clay: What is it?
Daddy Brad: It’s positive. You’re pregnant.
Daddy Owen: Really? This the empathy suit? This is-really? It came faster than I thought it was going to come.
Daddy Brad: Well yeah I was the father so you said “quick” remember?
Daddy Owen: Ohm that is heavier than the box would imply.
Daddy Brad: It’s a baby Owen.
Daddy Clay: Oh well there it is.
Daddy Owen: There has been a pressure-there has been a pressure going on.
Daddy Owen: One complete small teen unit.
Daddy Troy: Right.
Daddy Owen: The other guys are older you know by quite a bit. I think Clay is like really old, I think.
Daddy Troy: Don’t use a blade.
Daddy Clay: Uhm hamster boy is making progress over here. Sweet!
Daddy Brad: Oh yeah we don’t even need the scissors.
Daddy Clay: Careful, wait-the packing materials.
Daddy Owen: They want me to sort of be as experienced as they are and get those numbers.
Daddy Clay: You can’t just rush into everything!
Daddy Troy: I can see it is not easy.
Daddy Clay: Take your time there is lots of parts. It’s an extremely expensive suit. This is like a $500 suit.
Daddy Owen: Okay.
Daddy Clay: And we’ve got a r-Owen, Owen.
Daddy Brad: Whoa!
Daddy Troy: Whoa!
Daddy Clay: Whoa!
Daddy Brad: This is where you are, you are at the third trimester with the suit on.
Daddy Owen: Look it is signed by the artist. We open it up and there is these, all of these stuff in there and this manual, there is a DVD. I see the boobs. And I don’t deal well with multimedia packages, things with several elements. Is this the torso?
Daddy Clay: You are getting it in the-
Daddy Brad: No those are the metal balls.
Daddy Owen: Oh my God!
Daddy Brad: Now that is a serious-
Daddy Owen: That is so heavy feel that, that is a huge-
Daddy Clay: Where does that go? Does that go up your butt?
Daddy Troy: That is the bladder kicker.
Daddy Owen: We were putting it together, you know going through the, all the stuff. Which is its own sort of experience. I said before that I thought Clay would be willing to cuddle. I take that back now.
Daddy Clay: Maybe those go in here?
Daddy Brad: Oh the boobs?
Daddy Troy: No way!
Daddy Brad: Like metal boobs?
Daddy Owen: Troy was technical, as Troy is he is the gear guy. He knows what was up.
Daddy Brad: Is that ready? Okay yeah there you go. That’s good. Okay.
Daddy Owen: Whoa! Geez that is just amazing. Brad was just fast, let’s just get it done. Sloppy is okay you know. And I was a little scared because this is my pregnant body.
Daddy Brad: Gather red belt, two way inserts, i.e. the big balls. One six pound bladder pouch. Oh that must have been the first.
Daddy Clay: Uh huh.
Daddy Owen: The three of them together might make the perfect man. But one on one they are dangerous.
Daddy Clay: Let’s get you suited up.
Daddy Brad: Owen okay we did it wrong. Okay. You inhale then exhale deeply and then you tie this one.
Daddy Clay: Okay, okay I got it breathe in deep.
Daddy Owen: Deep?
Daddy Clay: Now blow out. “Get it, get it.”
Daddy Owen: I tell you when Clay put on that rib constriction thing I think he was working out some anger on me because I feel anger on my ribs. Oh it’s really tight.
Daddy Brad: Okay take another deep breath.
Daddy Owen: I can’t breathe guys.
Daddy Brad: It doesn’t say I damn thing about putting water in the belly.
Daddy Clay: They don’t ship it with water. There is-I see the water there is like treatment stuff for a water bed. Do you know how much this costs Brad? I am happy to fill up with water and see what happens if that would –I mean-
Daddy Brad: Okay let’s see. Hold on hold on.
Daddy Troy: Put the balls in right there.
Daddy Brad: That’s the balls. Inserting the balls.
Daddy Clay: The balls go in the front.
Daddy Owen: I hereby release and forever discharge the manufacturer of the Empathy Belly, the purchaser and the instructor from all claims of injuries or suits of any kind arising from my, or my child’s use of the Empathy Belly. I find this sheet listing all the different stuff that you can’t do and the dangers involved in wearing the suit. And you have to sign, you have to sign a consent form basically releasing anybody from being responsible for the injuries that may occur.
Daddy Brad: Place the bladder pouch over his or her own bladder. That is the first time it talks about the bladder pouch.
Daddy Clay: Well is it written in German? Or something?
Daddy Brad: It might as well be.
Daddy Owen: If I had stopped and called somebody like a lawyer or my wife they would have told me not to sign it. And I am pretty sure.
Daddy Brad: Do you see anything in here about filling that thing up with water?
Daddy Owen: Is there-is there a-
Daddy Brad: You went to Georgia Tech you figure it out.
Daddy Owen: Is there anything like a concordance in the back? And you can look up water?
Daddy Clay: This is supposed to be for public school/high school kids.
Daddy Troy: Position the bladder to lie as flat and smooth as possible within the abdominal cavity.
Daddy Clay: Okay.
Daddy Troy: Grab the subject’s penis
Daddy Owen: Wait! It doesn’t say that.
Daddy Troy: Pull up firmly on the spout until it protrudes two inches. It does say that.
Daddy Brad: Pull the spout dude.
Daddy Troy: Pull up firmly on the spout until it protrudes two inches.
Daddy Owen: Hey that is a good day for me.
Daddy Clay: The outer cap doesn’t look like that and it doesn’t have an inner plug.
Daddy Brad: It’s got to have an inner plug.
Daddy Clay: It doesn’t, it’s in there it is like a two piece thing.
Daddy Troy: (unintelligible00:05:15) they designed it. Measure and pour very warm water into the vinyl bladder.
Daddy Brad: How much?
Daddy Troy: I don’t know about 20 pints.
Daddy Brad: Ah cold is fine.
Daddy Troy: We could all pee in it.
Daddy Brad: Just eye ball it.
Daddy Troy: It says be sure to measure accurately. So the simulation will be correct.
Daddy Owen: Well just use the coffee pot, use the coffee thing.
Daddy Brad: How much is, what is like a 12 ounce beer can? Or a two liter?
Daddy Troy: Three cups and how many ounces in a cup?
Daddy Brad: Well there are 12 ounces in a beer can.
Daddy Troy: There are 8 ounces in a cup.
Daddy Owen: It seems so hard.
Daddy Troy: 12.
Daddy Owen: My wife got pregnant so easy.
Daddy Brad: 12? 12 what?
Daddy Troy: I am sorry about the whole pressure from Clay thing.
Daddy Owen: Well yeah he is a little intense on this.
Daddy Troy: He is really focused on numbers right now and he is a little worried. And your numbers are still not up to everybody else’s and so-
Daddy Owen: Troy and I were talking and he was you know-Troy was gentle.
Daddy Troy: Here he comes so-
Daddy Owen: He was telling me not to worry that my numbers were dismal. That I am not very popular.
Daddy Clay: It’s got to be funny because if this doesn’t work we are in real trouble. I mean just as a company and as a studio. And-
Daddy Owen: You know to interrupt you but if we put sea monkeys in there-
Daddy Clay: You want to be funny when we are filming you okay?
Daddy Owen: Alright.
Daddy Clay: Guys let’s put it right here.
Daddy Brad: Hold on it’s somewhere in there.
Daddy Owen: This is heavy. You sure you didn’t take it with you into the bathroom?
Daddy Clay: No! I left it right here. I put it right there. Did somebody move it?
Daddy Troy: We are done.
Daddy Brad: Nah just get some duct tape.
Daddy Owen: It was by the coffee maker.
Daddy Troy: Okay you got it.
Daddy Owen: I left it in here.
Daddy Brad: Put it on.
Daddy Owen: Oh we have to put the balls in.
Daddy Brad: Okay there you go.
Daddy Clay: Oh ho!ho!ho!
Daddy Owen: I’ve got to put it on.
Daddy Clay: You don’t wear the suit.
Daddy Brad: That’s what we-
Daddy Clay: On your balls.
Daddy Owen: I can wear my jeans under these?
Daddy Clay: I mean don’t-
Daddy Brad: Pregnant women don’t walk around naked.
Daddy Troy: You need one arm under the breast so the torso garment. Put one arm across there and pull down right here.
Daddy Brad: Dude.
Daddy Owen: Oh hello hey what do you think Troy? Do I look like the pregnant profile? Oh!
Daddy Brad: Okay oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Get you all-oh yeah this is going to make you want to pee.
Daddy Owen: Oh yeah that does!
Daddy Troy: Are the balls in?
Daddy Brad: Yeah the balls are in.
Daddy Clay: Yeah the balls are in.
Daddy Owen: Yeah. Oh yeah that really does press-that really does-
Daddy Clay: Alright let me see.
Daddy Owen: I already understand a lot I am feeling. I am feeling this emotion like I am feeling what maybe a pregnant woman might feel. I wouldn’t know how to put that. Oh it really, it really feels it.
Daddy Troy: Are you-Dude that is really-
Daddy Owen: Put your hand right there and move it down a little bit like-
Daddy Brad: That’s the little ball?
Daddy Clay: Wow.
Daddy Owen: You feel it kick?
Daddy Clay: That’s great.