Daddy Owen wears the prego suit to bed and pretends to sleep. Does he get frisky with his wife? You'll have to watch to find out. DadLabs Ep. 251 Daditude.

Daddy Owen: Oh, so Baby Bjorn is sponsoring this whole segment wow! Does that mean I get paid? Well I woke up exhausted because you don’t sleep much when wearing 30lbs of water and lead balls pressing against your body. I found that now that my belly’s protruding several inches, that the kitchen is smaller than it used to be. And I would knock into things by accident and worry about my fake baby.

“So Jodi just butter?” I was making breakfast for Jodi who was going to run out with Arden – take our kid to school. What have you got there Arden?

Arden: Diggers

Daddy Owen: Diggers! My belly was in the way and I felt worn out – I just didn’t have my usual umph and I didn’t even have my caffeine umph, so I was pretty umphless overall – I was low on the umph. I wasn’t really hungry for breakfast, but Jodi – my wife, was like “You know you’ve got to eat”!

Jodi: Is it almost full? – Because you’re not going to fit much more in that belly.

Daddy Owen: You just said I had to increase my calories.

Jodi: Yeah I know it’s really hard.

Daddy Owen: I didn’t have much of an appetite but I was able to get something in my body, so that later I would be able to throw up. Do you know what’s in here?

Arden: Niams

Daddy Owen: Yeah these are my niams. My 2_ year old, she saw me wearing the belly and I had her sit on my lap or what remains of my lap, and I was explaining that daddy is pretending that there is a baby. And I thought she was going to be really freaked out. What’s in here?

Arden: A belly!

Daddy Owen: A belly, and what’s inside the belly?

Arden: A baby!

Daddy Owen: Yeah but just a pretend baby right? Not a real baby. What was most amazing was when she woke up in the middle of the night, and I got up to sort of take care of her and see how she was, and I walked in there – she didn’t even give a thought to the belly, she just kind of grabbed on and kind of hung onto the belly, rested on the belly for a while – she was pretty okay with the belly at that point, it was like a nice resting spot. I guess that’s how Clay’s kids feel.

Daddy Clay: So did you see the picture of what he looks like at 3 in the morning?

Daddy Brad: Dude he looked tired!
Daddy Clay: Its like I’m used to that look on my wife’s face, but like seeing it on a dude was just upsetting. We arrive at Owens’s house, and the first thing that strikes me is that this metamorphosis is maybe a little too complete.

Daddy Owen: Is that caffeine in there?

Daddy Clay: Yeah, I mean Owen – I’m not pregnant!

Daddy Owen: They had brought with them coffee – big cups of it, and that was a bit rubbing the old nose in it, and they were cheerful and happy – and I was a little tired. But it was nice to invite them into the home and show them around.

Daddy Brad: When we got there, I thought wow! It’s really dirty and kind of unkempt.

Daddy Clay: You took it off?

Daddy Owen: It was before I put it on for the night.

Daddy Clay: But you took it off.

Daddy Owen: On the first night basically, I let Jodi my wife, try it on.

Daddy Clay: So she put it on?

Daddy Owen: Yeah and she was very impressed.

Daddy Clay: I mean its cool, but the whole idea is that you wear it all the time. So if you’re like popping in and out of it all the time…

Daddy Owen: I thought it was like Hanukah that like started at dusk.

Daddy Clay: Does that mean that we have to start over? Sure Owen just take it off! Just whenever right? Off, on, off, on – whatever’s comfy for you! Because we’re really not trying to get any real sense of what pregnancy’s like, we’re just trying to be cute!

Daddy Brad: So how are the boobs?

Daddy Owen: There’s a web page I could direct you to.

Daddy Brad: No man! The suit has boobs, and then she has boobs, so she put the suit boobs on her boobs – boobs on boobs!

Daddy Clay: What are you talking about?

Daddy Brad: I tried to buy boobonboob.com but it was already taken.
When the girl puts the suit on that has boobs – so it will be boobs on top of her boobs.

Daddy Clay: When you get pregnant, your boobs get bigger.

Daddy Brad: Yeah I know that but double boobs?
Somebody there obviously, already owns boobonboob.com and .net, .biz, .TV – all of those boobonboob those things are gone.

Daddy Owen: When they’re in the house, they got a little fixated on the booby area there. Are you gesturing to describe my wife’s breasts?

Daddy Brad: No, no, no, no I’m just gesturing to describe the breasts ON your wife’s breasts.

Daddy Owen: Are you saying that fake breasts are better than my wife’s breasts?

Daddy Brad: No I’m just saying…

Daddy Owen: I know that I’m wearing this outfit and its different, and it’s a little strange and there’s something kind of curious about it, but my person is… Excuse me! Hey camera? Right here okay? I’m a person and this is whom you need to be talking to okay?

Daddy Clay: How did you sleep?

Daddy Owen: Do you want me to show you?

Daddy Brad: Yeah, do you need some help?

Daddy Clay: Don’t help him – I think if you start helping him all the time, then again, that’s not the deal. I mean he’s already taken the suit off!
He was complaining – oh my tummy hurts, cant sleep – it was like dealing with one of my kids, you know – a 6-year-old girl!

Daddy Owen: Clay was a little bit “I’m a bear”
So first, I got into bed, and I started reading. And Jodi said “You cant do that” – I’m like what? – You’re not allowed to read on your back!

Sleeping was difficult – we ended up actually not being able to sleep in our room, because our kid Arden fell asleep in there, so we took her room, which is just kind of a futon on the floor.

Daddy Clay: So you know, now that he’s lying down, I kind of see what you mean about the boobs. I mean they’re fine; they’re just not that realistic looking I notice.

Daddy Brad: Yeah they’re 70-year-old boobs.

Daddy Clay: I mean maybe if they were made out of silicone or something?

Daddy Owen: Then I would want to play with them all the time.

Daddy Clay: Yeah that would be a little distracting.

Daddy Brad: Did you have to pee?

Daddy Owen: It’s hard to pee in one of these – it’s like hammering in the dark because you don’t, you can’t see the tool that you’re using to do the job.

Daddy Clay: Its not that hard.

Daddy Brad: I haven’t been pregnant. I think that being pregnant is like eating too much Mexican food and drinking too much tequila too fast!

Daddy Clay: Any kind of friskiness?

Daddy Owen: No

Daddy Brad: Why are you smiling? Are you holding back on us?

Daddy Owen: Oh god!

Daddy Clay: Did you and the wife get frisky with you in the suit? Is what I’m saying. Did she take one look at you and think wow?

Daddy Owen: What’s frisky about this? There’s nothing.

Daddy Brad: Some people like that kind of look.

Daddy Clay: So your wife wasn’t like…

Daddy Owen: She wasn’t – no she wasn’t. In no way did this arouse her.

Daddy Clay: You cant expect that our audience is going to put up with some kind of euphemism about boinking the wife or playing with your boobies, when you’re by yourself – when no ones looking at night. We’re supposed to meet Troy over at the coffee house, so we should probably move out – come on let’s roll.

Daddy Owen: Okay all right.

Daddy Brad: Do you need some help?

Daddy Owen: I would love some help.

Daddy Clay: Don’t help him. You’ve got to do it on your own. It’s not right that we’re here to help you. Just let him do it on his own.

Daddy Owen: Don’t people help pregnant people?

Daddy Brad: Not his wife. How about if you were on the bus though you know?

Daddy Owen: I know is that a rule? Not to help pregnant women.

Daddy Brad: Hey? Do you not stand up when there’s a pregnant woman on the bus and say, “have my seat?”

Daddy Clay: I guess! We’ve got to go and meet Troy – I appreciate it. Lets go lets get dressed.

Daddy Brad: Waddle on my brother! Waddle on!