In this "Talks to Toys" segment Owen engages in social intercourse with a foul-mouthed plastic caterpillar. DadLabs Ep. 22 Daditude.

Daddy Owen: Hi and welcome back to the show. I am Owen and in the studio today we have Mrs. Caterpillar. You are looking beautiful, thank you for being here. You’re beautiful.

Mrs. Caterpillar: You.

Daddy Owen: No you.

Mrs. Caterpillar: You.

Daddy Owen: No you.

Mrs. Caterpillar: You.

Daddy Owen: Okay, me. Alright, okay. Let’s talk a little bit. I’ve got some questions and I know that America wants some answers.

Mrs. Caterpillar: Why?

Daddy Owen: Because we’re an inquisitive people and we’re curious about our celebrities.

Mrs. Caterpillar: Why?

Daddy Owen: Mainly because our own lives are shallow and cold.

Mrs. Caterpillar: Why?

Daddy Owen: Television has a lot to do with it. Politics. It’s a really dark time in America.

Mrs. Caterpillar: Why?

Daddy Owen: Florida I guess would be an answer. One answer.

Mrs. Caterpillar: Why?

Daddy Owen: It’s too complicated to go into. Let’s go ahead and talk about you. Now, as I remember you and your husband…

Mrs. Caterpillar: Ex.

Daddy Owen: Oh! Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you guys split. Well that’s something. I understand. Anyway, I just think it’s great that you decided to show up at this time in your life.

Mrs. Caterpillar: You are.

Daddy Owen: I am what?

Mrs. Caterpillar: You are a.

Daddy Owen: I’m a what?

Mrs. Caterpillar: You are a cutie.

Daddy Owen: Oh, no. Come on. You are.

Mrs. Caterpillar: You.

Daddy Owen: No you.

Mrs. Caterpillar: You.

Daddy Owen: You.

Mrs. Caterpillar: You.

Daddy Owen: You.

Mrs. Caterpillar: You are.

Daddy Owen: You’re a pirate. Now, there legends or rumors going around that you have recently joined charismatic church. Charismatic Church. We’re all for the charismatics, aren’t we Pathacaris? And within that charismatic church you have actually taken part in some of the gifts of the Spirit, including talking in tongues. Is that true? Can you do that now?

Mrs. Caterpillar: ow, ow, ow, ah, ju, ju, vu.

Daddy Owen: We that is pretty fascinating right there. Well, we are coming towards the end of our interview and I do want to ask you look – well, I want to say this nicely. You look a little bloated and purple. Is there a reason for that?

Mrs. Caterpillar: Thanks for learning with Leap Frog. Bye bye.

Daddy Owen: These toys are getting more evasive. When the questions get tough, the toys get going.