In this "Owen Talks to Toys" Buzz gives a very frank interview which addresses a number of rumors about his personal life that have been circulating on the interweb. DadLabs Ep. 18 Daditude.

Owen: Hi and welcome back to Owen Talks With Toys. Today in our studio we are lucky enough to have intergalactic space ranger and also counsel to the president, Buzz Lightyear. Now Buzz – is that short – is that your full name?

Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyear. Adventure is my middle name.

Owen: Adventure – oh, is that Greek I guess. Well here, let me help you with your helmet here.

Buzz: How dare you open a spaceman’s helmet on an uncharted planet.

Owen: Well actually a lot of people visit our website. We’re not exactly uncharted, just low charted, but that’s Google’s fault not ours.

Buzz: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need my access my attack pack.

Owen: Yeah I know. And you need $150 billion from Congress. That’s what we’ve heard about. All the spending, about stuff we don’t even know. I mean – like galactic attack pack. Where’s your attack pack?

Buzz: Now that’s am impressive attack pack.

Owen: Yeah it looks fine. But look, I’m just wondering about all this spending. It doesn’t seem the way to go.

Buzz: Targeting visor, check.

Owen: No more checks – that’s the point. The American public is not pleased with the way you’ve been handling this situation. The whole conflict is out of hand.

Buzz: I have Serge in my sights.

Owen: Yeah, you’ve been saying that for six years right? And we’re no longer buying into it. I mean – what’s your next plan, like to invade France?

Buzz: Ha! He’ll never see this coming.

Owen: Okay. Look, enough politics. Let’s get off the subject. Let’s talk about your personal past. We know that you’ve been on Earth for a while now and we had some friends. I actually have a surprise guest that we flew in just to see you. Look who’s here! Oh, he’s shy.

Woody: Ah, my favorite deputy!

Owen: See?

Buzz: Firing laser.

Owen: Uh….Violence is never the answer. This has been Talking With Toys.