Owen really drills it with his latest smash music video "It Hurts to Be a Dentist." In this follow up to his acclaimed "Bike Rap," Owen imagines life behind the needle. A throwback power ballad with an overbite. Please floss regularly and get your teeth cleaned at once a year. Now rinse and spit. DadLabs Ep. 283 Daditude.

Daddy Owen: Oh it hurts to be a dentist. Oh it hurts now. You know the drill. Here we go. Sit in my chair. Open wide. If you flossed like I told ya you got nothing to hide. Do you find my power tool distressing you. I am going to hold down your tongue. Is that depressing you? Don’t bite little Susie, don’t squirm little Ralph. It’s perfectly natural to have a grown man’s fingers in your mouth. Oh it hurts to be a dentist. I’m the reason that happy baby cries. Oh it hurts to be a dentist. Novocain cant dull the pain inside. The children hate me, little so and so’s. IN the waiting room gobbling garlic and Oreos. Every day I pray and pray for the hours to pass. So I can chill out with a Gin and Tonic and some Nitrous gas. And my nightmares haunt me. Punishment for my sinning. I dream that I am in London and everybody is grinning. Oh it hurts to be a dentist. I try to cure but I am called a curse or worse. Oh it hurts to be a dentist. The tears are falling, more suction nurse. Hey pal the root canal should have been a piece of cake but I lost the groove and I removed tonsils by mistake. Oh it hurts to be a dentist. All the children want to rinse and spit on my grave. Oh it sucks to be a dentist. But it’s better than a lawyer any day, any day. Hey, hey. Oh it hurts to be a dentist. It really hurts now. To find pleasure in your pain. I kinda do it’s true. Oh it hurts to be a dentist. But I make so much more than you. Yeah!