The worlds most obnoxious interviewer, Owen, hosts noted babysitting expert on his show. And completely pisses him off. Pardon the interruption, but this video is hilarious. DadLabs Ep 417 brought to you by Mommy Mixer.

Daddy Owen: Hi and welcome back to Daddy Talk – the show that talks about you and how to be a better parent. We are honored today to have as our guest, Dr Leonard Brock – an expert in child psychology and parental skills. He’s the author of the book The Third Parent – the babysitter and you.

Dr Brock I’d like to start out with a question. I loved your book; I would love if you could, to explain to our audience – what are the qualifications for an excellent babysitter?

Dr Brock: Right, well that is the age-old question isn’t it? The most important thing about selecting a baby… you’re talking every time I talk. I’m stupid!

Daddy Owen: Oh you’re stupid!

Dr Brock: I didn’t say you’re stupid – I said I am stupid. You need a timeout. Look, this is… I don’t have to put up with this - sorry everyone.

Daddy Owen: With a babysitter – how far can they go in disciplining a child? What are your thoughts there?

Dr Brock: That’s very important for the parents and the babysitter to get together on. The idea that a babysitter would make any choices about your child – that you didn’t personally… you’re doing it again! You’re mocking me. I was talking and you’re mocking me. Do you think I can’t see you? You’re right there!

Well of course discipline is a very sensitive issue and it’s a slippery slope. You want discipline to be in the household, but you want the babysitter to…what are you doing?

Daddy Owen: Nothing!

Dr Brock: You had your fingers in your nose!

Daddy Owen: I had an itch – I had a titch, it’s a thing.

Dr Brock: There is no such thing as a titch – you’re making things up.

Daddy Owen: No it’s a medical… Google it – I have it.

Dr Brock: Don’t mock me anymore. No more mocking.

Daddy Owen: No more

Dr Brock: Or I’ll leave right away if I see anymore mocking. 1,2,3 eyes on me! No more mocking!

Daddy Owen: I feel I’ve learned a lesson, and that I have grown and so, I think we can continue.

Dr Brock: Patience is really needed by a babysitter – you want a babysitter that’s patient with your child and nurturing. In such a way that its an extension of the values of… you’re doing it again!

Daddy Owen: I’m not! What?

Dr Brock: You touched your man breasts. I’m trying to talk about babysitters and you touched your man breasts. How can that be conducive to anything to do with children man breasts?

Daddy Owen: My mind was wondering – you were talking about discipline, I was thinking about being disciplined.

What is the process in choosing and finding an appropriate babysitter for your child?

Dr Brock: Very well, this is an issue for every good parent – to find a babysitter that follows through on your values and is nurturing to your child.

Daddy Owen: Why?

Dr Brock: Because you want the values of your family integrity – your family union, to be conveyed throughout the life of the child.

Daddy Owen: Why?

Dr Brock: Just like you would be concerned that your teachers would uphold your…

Daddy Owen: Why?

Dr Brock: Why, why? You why?

Daddy Owen: I asked why

Dr Brock: There’s no why! Its true! It’s your child! It’s important.

Daddy Owen: Why?

Dr Brock: Because it takes patience.

Daddy Owen: Why?

Dr Brock: Because it’s a kid!

Daddy Owen: Why? Why? Why? Why?

Dr Brock: Get out of here!

Daddy Owen: Oh! The silent treatment - okay that’s great! Great we’re on a talk show and you’re not going to talk! You’re not going to say anything? That’s fine, wow! Well that is childish.
Dr Brock: Childish??

Daddy Owen: Ah you said something!

Dr Brock: I don’t want any more noises from you!!!