Do not leave the baby monitor on when your buddies are over to watch the game. It can lead to humiliation, and sad revelations relating to your secret love of Celine Dion songs. Just ask Daddy Owen. He finds out the hard way. DadLabs Ep. 420.

THE GUYS: Yeah!!!

OWEN: Guys, guys! The baby is sleeping.

[baby crying]

OWEN: Baby monitor. Geez, thanks a lot.

LES: I thought that was cool?

OWEN: No, no, we’re not doing self soothing.

[he goes to baby’s room]

OWEN: [baby voice] Helloooo! Did daddy’s boo wake up? Did the big, loud, drunk men wake you up?

[guys listen to the baby monitor in the other room]

OWEN: I know they’re so loud and mean. I smell a poo poo? Who’s digestive system is working? Digesting poop!

[changing diaper]

OWEN: Scrotum, you’ve got a scrotum! Who has a scrotum?

[holding baby]

OWEN: Rock a by lullaby.

LES: He carries a tune better than I would have thought.

OWEN: Wake me up before you go-go.

MACK: That’s Wham?

OWEN: Night night!

LES: He’s coming back!

[the guys readjust on the couch as Owen enters]

LES: Attaboy.

MACK: Nice.

BOB: Pretty good, but I usually use Barbara Streisand.