Owen talks to his mum about how a good English doctor pees. DadLabs Ep. 215 Daditude.

Daddy Owen: So many different type of doctors, so many different types of degrees. How do you know what they all mean and what a doctor really does? Times like this, it’s time to ask my mum, hi mum. Give me the name of your degree.
Mum: L.R.C.P.M.R.C.S.
Daddy Owen: That’s half the alphabet.
Mum: It’s a very, very ancient medical degree…
Daddy Owen: Well you’re kind-of old.
Mum: From the United Kingdom. It’s so ancient it’s like 10th century when doctors were very, very busy people, as they are now.
Daddy Owen: Oh, yes.
Mum: And those doctors had to race to care for their patients all over the city of London. And as you know London has several large bridges crossing over the River Thames and the doctor obviously like any other human being now and again needed to urinate.
Daddy Owen: I’ve heard of that.
Mum: My degree as it’s such a respectable degree allows me to publically urinate over one of the bridges in London.
Daddy Owen: And I’ve seen you do that.
Mum: No, No.
Daddy Owen: No? Oh, sorry.
Mum: My problem is, I can’t remember which bridge.
Daddy Owen: Oh, well it’s all the same to the Tems really.
Mum: Yes.
Daddy Owen: Well, that’s been ask my mum.