DADDY OWEN Time for a little good morning medicine. Drinky drinky stop the thinky. Oh hello, welcome back to my reading nook. Would you like to hear a book? I am intoxicated.

Today's book is Noisy Car by the writer Bright Baby. Let's go ahead and see what's gonna happen in this one. One big car. That's a Humvee. Or you can call it a hummer. Or a reason to invade a middle Eastern country. Press the green button. I just started a war.

Two fast cars. I don't know what type of cars they are. But I know that their owners use a lot of cocaine.

Three police cars. All three of these are also owned by people who sell cocaine. The coke train's pulling into the station.

Four family cars. Not a lot of hybrids. Bright Baby seems to be not so eco-friendly.

Five old cars. Get 'em dukes.

Six small cars. That's really not that small of a car. It has more than 3 windows. It's not a small car. They're kind of double dipping on the VW. I think Bright Baby hates planet earth. Don't you?