MC Daddy-O performs the hit single "Some Assembly May Be Required" from his recent CD "Fresh Out Da Labs." Directed by Don Lampasone. So blame him. You'll never look at your daughter's pink bike the same way again. DadLabs Ep. 227 Daditude.

Daddy Owen: Yeah it’s hot here for a pop. I got a little story. I hope you cannot relate. Went to the store like a good dad oughta. Gonna buy a gift my little daughter. What would a little girl like? The guy behind the counter says “Hey how ‘bout a bike?” Take the box home. Take a little look. A manual, the size of the f’kin phone book. If I find the writer he is worse than fight, when I am done with him so assembly be required. I don’t even own a ¾’ ratchet. Well three in the mornin’ and I’m busy buildin’. Screwin’ and screwin’ like a drunk Paris Hilton. Uhmmm damn I wish I had a gat. I;m so pissed off I ‘d like to shoot the cat. I’m a dad. Yeah. And I’m rad, yeah. Boxer shorts and plaids. Yeah. The chain goes “SNAP!” hits me in the crotch. I look like a briss that just got bopped. Oww! Handle bars are on backwards. How did that happen? Don’t push me man I am close to the edge. Screwin’in the screws, tightenin the bolts. I drink a quart of gin and then a can of Jolt. I think I’m all done. I think the bike’s complete and then I realize I forgot the seat. I find the seat. I lose the wheel. Now how the hell is that going to make my daughter feel? I coulda got a teddy bear or a rubber duck. Instead I got a bike all *beep, beep, beep* up. Schwinn like my *beep*beep*. *beep* damn bike doesn’t have a seat.