Daddy Owen talks to Arden on the subject of religion. She finally settles some of the greatest theological questions of our time. DadLabs Ep. 15 Daditude.

Daddy Owen: Welcome Back. I’m Owen and you are?

Arden: Arden

Daddy Owen: So today, Arden, we are going to talk about religion. I see you have a little book in your hand. What is that book?

Arden: It’s orange.

Daddy Owen: It is orange. And I see you have another article of faith. Who’s that in your other hand?

Arden: Elmo

Daddy Owen: All worship the Elmo. Do you know what this is?

Arden: It’s a happy birthday cake.

Daddy Owen: It’s kind of like a birthday cake but it’s like happy birthday for all the Jewish people.

Arden: All the Jewish people.

Daddy Owen: Well, I’m not Jewish, but you’re Jewish. Did you know that? Arden? A lot of people are sometimes not aware until later. This is the Koran. Look how pretty. ABC’s and what are those?

Arden: I don’t know.

Daddy Owen: That is different than ABC’s. Okay.

Arden: Huda.

Daddy Owen: Buda, yes. You like Buda, don’t you?

Arden: Beuda.

Daddy Owen: Well, Beuda is a small town south of Austin.

Arden: Buda.

Daddy Owen: Buda, right. Much more significant. Buda has nims?

Arden: Yeah.

Daddy Owen: Is Elmo breastfeeding on Buda?

Arden: Hi, nim.

Daddy Owen: “That would be fine to have some yum Elmo”… Would Buda say no?

Arden: Hey! You dance.

Daddy Owen: Shake that Buda, Shake that Buda… he’s Budalicious.

Arden: What does that mean?

Daddy Owen: Jump!

……Arden jumps….

Daddy Owen: Maybe you’re a jumpion. Bill Moyer, eat your heart out. I think Arden is teaching everything we need to know.

Arden: Bye.